im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
date the netflix guy
A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement
(Note: This isn’t me)
See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).
This is how you do big gestures.
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I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
#fun fact: the longer you watch brammer mouth ”please” the more heartbreaking it gets #ok i get why a lot of people really dont like turning #but that line actually sort of comes to life during this scene #and the boys transcend the image of ”brave young revolutionaries” for a moment #and it sorta helps remind you that this was a real event that real young men went through#and seeing this sort of terror and panic come alive onscreen is horrifying #dont talk to me im going to cry
also, can i just cry about the fact that they’re all pulling jehan around with them because he’s the youngest and he’s like their little brother and they all just want him to be safe because he’s jehan, the happy carefree poet, and every day he just loves and loves, and he doesn’t deserve to die. dont talk to me i’m already crying.
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
if i was a famous celebrity i would video record me reading fanfiction of myself and post it
“This is just a dream. But very clever people can hear dreams. So, please, just listen. I know you’re afraid…but being afraid is all right. Because didn’t anybody ever tell you? Fear is a superpower. Fear can make you faster and cleverer and stronger. And one day, you’re going to come back to this barn, and on that day you are going to be very afraid indeed. But that’s ok. Because if you’re very wise and very strong…fear doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly…
Fear can make you kind.”